sexy time

It’s likely been a minute
Since mom and dad have spent
Some time alone together
For their most favourite event
 
Kids are almost always around
It’s what parents sign up for
But every so often, mama
Wants to trade out daddy’s snores
 
But, there's no feeling more conflicting
Than sexy time inside the house
With kids at home, innocence at stake
Mom's not as quiet as a mouse
 
There’s the setting up and debrief
“OK, this is what we’ll do...”
“Once the kiddos fall asleep"
"Baby, it’s me and you!”
 
Planning vital sexy time
Is as romantic as it sounds
But after weeks of dry dessert
Parents travel to Pound Town

Amongst anticipation 
There's confusion with the pair
One forgets to lock the door
Whilst mamas legs are in the air

Small steps heard in the hallway
The handle jangles on the door
Daddy grabs a blanket
Mommy jumps onto the floor

Dad holds the cover with one hand
On the floor, mom's on all fours
She expected this position, but
It's not the hardwood she hoped for

On the other side
A confused, small-sounding voice
"What are you guys doing in there?"
This, when lying is the only choice

"Hey, Sweetie, uhh, just working out" 😥
"Sorry if we woke you up..."
"That's OK, I just wanted"
"A little water in my cup"

"Hang on, Sport, I'll be right out!"
Dad continues the workout facade
While filling up, the child asks,
"Are you two working out with God?"

Now it's dad who is confused
'Til he clues in to what mom said:
"Oh My God!" "OH MY GOD!"
Thinks back, as he tucks the tyke in bed

Dad re-enters the master bedroom
Eager to unpause and hit play
When he sees mama rolled over
Sleeping soundly for the day